How We're Beating the Heat
It’s hot as hell outside. How can we beat this heat? Maybe the following will help. Or not.
Misting incessantly until we develop a gelatinous outer layer of cooling algae
Boozy adult milkshakes on sloping rooftops
Converting hot-zone suit into a kicky little romper
Chilled one-dollar Gowanus oysters
Skinny-dipping at T.W.A. Hotel pool
Temporarily shutting do…